Zoey Zain

Zoey has not been at the Ranch for awhile, so when I saw she would be working during August I scheduled with her right away. I am certainly glad I did. Zoey really knows how to pleasure a man, and she puts you completely at ease. Zoey delivers well beyond five star service, and I can’t wait to visit with her again.

WOW!!!!! Did Zoey make a great first impression!!!! I emailed Her and She answered right away. Which shows She cares about Her job and the people coming to see Her! She kept the email all about Me and told me that I needed to call the Chicken Ranch to set up an appointment Her Manager would explain things more. Which the Manager did and She explained how the deposit works.

But, from the time I contacted Zoey till the time Her and I met, I have nothing but great things to say about the Chicken Ranch!!! I called and set up an appointment with Zoey on my day off. I was able to put everything I wanted to spend on my debit card. I asked if I didn’t spend everything, if I could put the money on another date with another Lady and I was told yes and my money is safe with them. So, I arrived at the Ranch and the very nice Shift Manager greeted me at the gate and I said I have an appointment with Zoey. She said Come on in and I will let Zoey know You are here. I sat down in the parlor and I nervously waited for Zoey. My jaw dropped as She walked around the corner, I hope I picked it back up and She didn’t notice. She introduced herself to me and said how great it was to meet me. Took me by the hand and led me to Her room. We sat on the couch and talked for a few minutes getting to know each other better and what I would like. We agreed on a price and I said to Her my money is on my account and You just need to tell the Manager that my money is there from my deposit. She came back and said Thank You! The rest is history!! Always remember, You only have one chance to make a great first impression. The Chicken Ranch staff has won me over!!! Keep up the great work!!

Miss Zoey was such a pleasure to see on Friday night!!! The sound of Her heels walking across the bar floor is still ringing in my ears. She loved the Flowers I brought for Her and make her room smell great. She has such a great personality and likes to get to know You and what You are looking for during spicy time. Her pictures don’t do Her justice as She is more beautiful in person than in pictures.

Monday is Her birthday, so if You go to see Her wish Her a happy birthday!!! Ask Her to tell You a Romey story!!! You won’t be disappointed.

Card Guy!!!

Zoey was so warm ,nice and pleasant.

She took all of worries away, made me feel comfortable and at ease. Very attentive and exactly what you need.

She makes for an excellent partner.

Miss Zoey in person is even better than her pictures! She is a breath of fresh air—such a sweetheart! She’s so friendly, will ask how your day is going, and if you’re having a bad one, she’ll turn that frown upside down.

If you make an appointment—or even if you don’t know what time you’ll arrive—let the wonderful Shift Manager at the gate know you’ll meet them in the bar. They’ll direct you to walk along the porch and meet them inside. The Shift Manager will greet you, check your ID, ask what you’d like to drink, and point out the restroom (much needed after a long drive!) before preparing your drink.

When you return, a seat at the bar may already be picked for you, or you can choose one yourself if not. (I highly recommend becoming a VIP—ask the Shift Manager for details!) The Shift Manager will also ask if it’s your first visit. If it is, they’ll explain how lineups work. If you’ve been there before, they’ll ask if you already know which Lady you’d like to see. They even have the best TV system that scrolls through all the Ladies currently available. But if you’re reading this review, you already know you’re here to see Miss Zoey!

So maybe you’ve finished your drink, played a game or two of pool or darts, had some cashews, played music on the jukebox, or just taken a few deep breaths to calm the nerves—you’re now ready to meet a gorgeous Lady. Tell the Shift Manager that you’d like to see Zoey if she isn’t busy. They’ll check and say, “She’s available—I’ll go get her.” Just tell the Shift Manager, “Please let her take her time, I’m in no hurry.” (This shows the staff you’re calm, cool, and collected. Plus, Zoey will make sure she looks perfect, which honestly doesn’t take much!)

While you wait, the Shift Managers will keep chatting with you and helping other customers. Music will be playing. Then you hear the best sound in the world—Zoey’s high heels hitting the hardwood floor. As she enters the bar, the room becomes quiet and all eyes turn to her. She is absolutely gorgeous!

If you’d like a tour, ask the Shift Manager before 7 p.m. in the winter (while it’s still light out). If it’s snowing or raining, they’ll let you know tours aren’t available, but Zoey will gladly give you one herself. She’ll lead you across the porch back to the entrance and show you around. If you’d rather skip the tour, she’ll take you straight to her room—which is always clean, neat, and tidy. Ask her to tell you a “Romey story”—you won’t be disappointed!

I can’t say enough great things about Zoey and the staff at the Chicken Ranch. Everyone makes you feel welcome, and you can tell they truly love their jobs. Vanessa and Lulu are both amazing and definitely deserve raises! The Managers and everyone working behind the scenes are just as important as the Ladies.

I highly recommend you go see Zoey at the Chicken Ranch—you won’t be disappointed! When you hear those heels coming, you’ll know you’re about to be treated like a king.