Threesomes

Did you ever try to pick up two women in a bar? If so, you probably got slapped, or at the very least, ended up wiping their drinks off your shirt. Ahh the often unattainable menage a trois! Admit it, since the moment you knew what sex was, you’ve fantasized about having two women at the same time. Well, of course. After all, the only thing better than one beautiful pair of breasts… is two pairs. A threesome can be difficult (if not impossible) to find, except when you visit the Chicken Ranch Brothel.

The Chicken Ranch is a legal Nevada brothel in Pahrump. It’s just an hour outside of Las Vegas, making us the closest legal brothel to Las Vegas! But there’s no gamble when you head to the ranch. You always get lucky. Our courtesans are eager to fulfill your fantasies… especially if you’re hoping for a threesome.

Sure, you may eventually find two women willing to have sex with you. You might even find a woman who’s willing to date you, and share your bed with another woman. But let’s be honest, the first isn’t likely, and the second could lead to major issues with your relationship. If you’re interested in having some play time with not one, but two lovely ladies, the Chicken Ranch is a must-visit.

Why is it better to have a threesome at the Chicken Ranch?

There are actually quite a few reasons why fulfilling your fantasies at the brothel is a great way to go.

Your relationship is safe

If you are in a relationship, you might be able to talk your girlfriend or wife into partying with one of our beautiful ladies. If your partner is up for it, let the fun begin! This is actually better than just meeting a third person at a bar. Emotions won’t run high, jealousy won’t be an issue, and loyalty won’t be called into question. Bring your partner, choose a woman that you both find irresistible, and relax into the experience.

No one feels left out

Even if you are lucky enough to pick up two women in a bar, there’s no guarantee that you’ll get equal time and attention. Picture this, you bring two women back to your apartment and they can’t keep their hands off each other. All you get to do is watch and keep your hands on yourself. Okay, so maybe that’s not the worst thing in the world. But wouldn’t you rather get in on the action?

Our courtesans know how to share the love. They’ll make sure that you get the party you’ve always wanted. If you want to start out watching, that’s okay with them. They love to play together. If you want to dive in the moment the door closes — even better.

They know what they’re doing

Sure, sex is like pizza. Pretty much all sex is good sex. But why settle for good? When you finally fulfill the fantasy you’ve been dreaming about for years, wouldn’t you rather trust that the women you share the experience with know exactly what they’re doing?

Don’t risk ending up with two women who aren’t terribly excited, and don’t have the skills to make you squirm. Our courtesans are great at sex. It’s that simple. They know how to make you grunt in pleasure and beg for more. Not only that, they know exactly how you can make them scream and will guide you along the way. Are you ready to feel like a rock star in bed?

You deserve to have a threesome. You deserve to experience the level of pleasure only possibly when you’ve got two women wrapped around you, panting and writhing. At the Chicken Ranch Brothel, the sky is the limit. Choose two of our sexy ladies and trust that you are in for the night, and the experience of your life.