Lose Your Virginity

Let us tell you about our favorite thing that happens at the Chicken Ranch.

Once or twice a week, a guy walks in who has never been with a woman. Sometimes he tells our Shift Manager right when he walks through the door. Sometimes it takes him a while to get the words out once he's in the room. Either way, we already know. And we want you to hear this from the ladies who've been on the other side of it more times than we can count.

Trust us on this: you're not the only one. Not even close.

Men come to us at every age having never done this. Twenty-one and terrified. Forty and convinced they missed their window. Guys who were too shy in school, guys who put their best effort in for twenty years, guys who just never found the right moment. They all walk in with the same look on their face. When their session is over, they all walk out different. With smiles.

No One Is Laughing at You

Here's the fear, and we've heard it hundreds of times. You think the moment you say the word "virgin," something changes. You think there'll be a smirk. A pause. Some little flicker that says she thinks less of you.

It doesn't happen. Not here. Quite the contrary. We LOVE virgins!

When a man trusts us with that, we take it seriously. It's our honor to be your first roll in the hay! You're letting us be part of something you'll remember for the rest of your life. We will treat that with the respect it deserves. We're going to make sure you're comfortable, that you're not rushed, and that you actually enjoy it instead of just surviving it. We want to be part of your great memories!

We do this all the time. You being nervous is the most normal thing in the world. We've got you!

We Go at Your Pace, Not Ours

Forget whatever you've seen in movies. There's no pressure and no performance you have to put on.

We talk first. We laugh a little. We walk you through everything so there aren't any surprises. When things start, they start slow, and they go exactly as fast or as slow as you want. If you need to stop and catch your breath, we stop. This is your moment. We're just lucky enough to share it with you.

By the time it's over, that giant weight you've been carrying around for years? Gone.

The V Card

Here's the part the guys never see coming.

When it's over, we'll get you your very own V Card. It's real metal, engraved aluminum card, that reads "I Lost My Virginity At The Chicken Ranch Brothel." We flip it over and sign the back because we love being remembered for it!

Almost always there's a grin you can't wipe off of your face.

The card doesn't cost you a thing and it's yours to keep. A little piece of the day that everything changed. Some guys keep it in their wallet. Some frame it. One told us he keeps it in his car so he sees it every morning on the way to work. Whatever you do with it, it's proof of the day you stopped waiting.

What Happens After

Here's something the guys tell us when they come back.

It's not just about the sex. It's what comes next. They walk taller. They stop feeling like everyone can see some invisible "V" label hanging over them. They're more confident on dates. More confident at work. The thing they spent years thinking was holding them back simply isn't there anymore.

They stop feeling like they're behind. They start feeling like they should feel.

That's the part we love most. Not the lineup, not the card, but the look on a man's face when he realizes the thing he was so scared of was actually the easiest, warmest, most welcome thing in the world.

If This Is You

Then come see us. You don't have to announce anything at the door. You don't have to have it all figured out. You can browse our courtesans first, or just walk in and have a drink at the Leghorn Bar until you're ready.

When you are, ask for a lineup. Here's exactly what happens when you do. Pick the lady who feels right and let her take it from there. She'll know exactly what to do. She always does.

Not in Las Vegas yet? We'll come pick you up for free.

Your V Card is waiting. Come earn it.